Is this true about women or not

Can we say that all this is true about women or not, you be the judge in the case.
**chai Women!!!
1. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman, If
you
don't, you are not a man.
2. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying, If
you don't, you are good for nothing.
3. If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
If
you don't, you are 'not understanding'.

4. If you visit her often, you are boring, If you
don't, she accuses you of double dating.
5. If you are well dressed, she says you are a
playboy, If you don't, you are a dull boy.
6. If you are jealous, she says it is bad, If you
aren't, she thinks you don't love her.
7. If you attempt a romance, she says you don't
respect her, If you don't, she thinks you don't
like
her.
8. If you are a minute late, she complains it's
hard
to wait, If she is late, she says it's a girl's way.
9. If you visit other men, you are not putting in
quality time, If she is visited by other
women,"Ah! It's natural, we are girls."
10. If you kiss her once in a while, she will say
you
are cold, If you kiss her often, she yells that
you
are taking advantage.
11 If you fail to help her cross the street, you
lack
ethics, If you do, she thinks it's just one of
men's
tactics for seduction.
12 If you stare at another woman, she accuses
you of flirting, If she is stared by a man, she
says
that they are just admiring.
13 If you talk, she wants you to listen, If you
listen, she wants you to talk..
—NO b SO oR Na SOo?